打屁股,母亲节幽默两则

It’s Time to Go to School
该去“上学”了
One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son.
“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why Mom？ I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal[校长]!”
Child Sent to Bed
上床睡觉的小论文格式范文孩
A all boy is sent to bed by his mother…
(Five minutes later)
“Mom…”
“What？”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water？”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
(Five minutes later)
“Mom…”
“What？”
“I’m thirsty… Can I he a glass of water？”
“I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll he to spank[打屁股] you！”
(Five minutes later)
“Mommm…”
“What？！”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of wate？”